U Can't Touch Von Claussen
Listen close, guard. GIVE THOSE RASCALS A SPOOL OF THREAD!
If you're perceptive, you've noticed several of my blog posts are gone, and if you're intelligent, you won't care.
Yes, I did just insult anyone who likes to read badly written hand-me-down opinions, stupid arguments and pointless, uninformed observation. Deal with it.
If you know me well you may now be asking, WHY'S LUKE BEING SO HOSTILE?! And the truth is, I don't know, what I have to say and how I say it are two very different things, and often, especially in writing, I really only care about one or the other, which usually means I chose carefully what to say, while making it a little too easy to be misinterpreted based on how I say it.
And besides, if I had pent up agression, (which I have no idea where such pent up agression would come from in the first place) would it be so awful? I've seen at least two really smart people on YouTube who are so focused when they're angry about something and want to rant about it, and by contrast are a little less interesting to listen to, or even somewhat boring when that focus and anger is not present.
But honestly, what does any of that have to do with the rather bizzare title of this particular blog post? Nothing really, it's just so rare that I get around to simple, casual writing anymore. I used to do it almost daily, and now it's some kind of big deal to me. Crazy, huh?
Anyways, Herr Von Claussen. Remember that name. You've probably never played Freelancer, and I don't expect more than two thousand people (if that!) in this world ever did, but I had the good fortune to find the instrumental (or karaoke, if you will) version of "U Can't Touch This" and decided to use it. Yes, you could call me a music pirate, Arrgh, Yarr and Shiver Me Timbers and all that rot, but there are worse than me by far. First of all, I have a very, very strict taste in music. Second of all, of the 4.77 gigabytes of music I currently possess, at the very least, 92% of that is legally obtained. (Most of it is just music from games that I've bought and paid for.)
So anyways, I added sound files (almost exclusively) from Freelancer, and some screaming and explosions from Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy.
I made this even before I discovered YouTube Poop, so it's not really influenced by anything other than my brain. (Go to YouTube and search for "YouTube Poop" and you'll get a pretty good idea of what I'm talking about.)
Here, I uploaded it to megaupload.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YSQN8FP7
Check it out; it's really funny!
And besides, the best way improve a song by M.C. Hammer is to replace his ridiculous self-worship with silly videogame dialog.
If you're perceptive, you've noticed several of my blog posts are gone, and if you're intelligent, you won't care.
Yes, I did just insult anyone who likes to read badly written hand-me-down opinions, stupid arguments and pointless, uninformed observation. Deal with it.
If you know me well you may now be asking, WHY'S LUKE BEING SO HOSTILE?! And the truth is, I don't know, what I have to say and how I say it are two very different things, and often, especially in writing, I really only care about one or the other, which usually means I chose carefully what to say, while making it a little too easy to be misinterpreted based on how I say it.
And besides, if I had pent up agression, (which I have no idea where such pent up agression would come from in the first place) would it be so awful? I've seen at least two really smart people on YouTube who are so focused when they're angry about something and want to rant about it, and by contrast are a little less interesting to listen to, or even somewhat boring when that focus and anger is not present.
But honestly, what does any of that have to do with the rather bizzare title of this particular blog post? Nothing really, it's just so rare that I get around to simple, casual writing anymore. I used to do it almost daily, and now it's some kind of big deal to me. Crazy, huh?
Anyways, Herr Von Claussen. Remember that name. You've probably never played Freelancer, and I don't expect more than two thousand people (if that!) in this world ever did, but I had the good fortune to find the instrumental (or karaoke, if you will) version of "U Can't Touch This" and decided to use it. Yes, you could call me a music pirate, Arrgh, Yarr and Shiver Me Timbers and all that rot, but there are worse than me by far. First of all, I have a very, very strict taste in music. Second of all, of the 4.77 gigabytes of music I currently possess, at the very least, 92% of that is legally obtained. (Most of it is just music from games that I've bought and paid for.)
So anyways, I added sound files (almost exclusively) from Freelancer, and some screaming and explosions from Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy.
I made this even before I discovered YouTube Poop, so it's not really influenced by anything other than my brain. (Go to YouTube and search for "YouTube Poop" and you'll get a pretty good idea of what I'm talking about.)
Here, I uploaded it to megaupload.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YSQN8FP7
Check it out; it's really funny!
And besides, the best way improve a song by M.C. Hammer is to replace his ridiculous self-worship with silly videogame dialog.
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